chapter 3:

4/17

after we got off the plane, we had a nive dinner and were laughing adn jking until helne and jenny strarted singign adn dancing and all eyes were on us. afterwards, we hasd dessert adn discussed ideas on what to do.

"we should let them deal with it themselves,"gary said,"and if they sy no, we shall make the hindu peopel eat cows!" gary obviously thought this was a great idea while the res tof us just stared at him.

"obviously we should let them make a salt factory, dn then they'll tke caare of it," joseph mentioned.

"yeah that could work. that was my second choice..." gary said

everyone just rolled their eyes.

"oh.. that could work... if there was SUCH THING AS A SALT FACTORY!"jenny screamed. eyes were on us again.

"um.. maybe we can evaporate seawater and teach thenm how to do it for their supply of salt!" i wondered aloud.

"but-"the boys all started.

"did you know that India is a subcontinent?" James asked.

"um... right..." everyone mumbled.

It's one am in the mornign. i van't sleep because the boys insisted on coming to our suite and telling scary stories.i got freaked out by oen story gary told about bunnies. to make a long story short, bunnies can be evil, even fluffy white ones... 0.0

chapter two

We all glanced at eachother.
"oh no!" alex cried, "i cant lose my wonderful self! i'm too young 2 die!"
"Do you even KNOW whhat a monsoon is??" Jenny asked
"well... no.." alex mumbled
"It's a bunch of winds that make it reeally windy." helen said
they all stared at helen
"what?"seh asked
"Nothing... ahem." Michelle quickly said
Finally, the plane came to stop as we landed. Michelle pulled out her travel/sorta general journal out of her bag. (yes, that means the rest of the story is in her journal entries)
(sry didnt have neough time today.. bye!_

stories

okay... u know how in s.s. (gt) we have to write a story using those words? well... i made up one story about azn posse-2, ...
here goes

there once were seven kids who called themselves the "asian posse"
they consist of:
Michelle-she is a smart girl who bosses people around
Jenny-a smart egomaniac
Helen-a smart loud girl
Alex-a talkative boy
Gary-a strong boy
James-a.... big vocabulary boy
Joseph-a peppy boy
(i had 2 find something nice about everyoen xD)
Togethere, they are a very good group. they travel all over the world solving problems and arguing. Thye are all a family and have lost their parents who used to be detectives. they all wanted to follow their parent's footsteps. Their next stop was Hawaii!
on the plane, (their parents were very wealthy adn willed all thhier money to the kids) they were arguing about what to do about the problem, which was that india had run out of salt.
"Whatever. just let them eat without salt. thye're making such a big deal abotu it." Gary complained.
"Well, you do need salt to live!" Jenny explained
"yeah gary!" Alex exclaimed.
"We also need clothes." Helen mentioned
After a moment, Joseph and Michelle both went "awkward..."
"ANYWAYS," James said, glancing at Helne, "How are we supposed to help?"
"Oh. That's easy, " GAry chuckled, "We just need to steal some form the salt factory."
"And if that would work, how would we bring it?" Helne asked, "OH YEAH! i didnt think so!"
"Uh... we just fly in our private jet, duh." alex saiid.
"um... no. what if it runs out?" Jenny asked.
"Yeah but-" Alex started
"Cause you can like-" Gary started
"did you know hawaii is an archipelego?" James asked
Everyone jsut looked at him.
"Well yeah. I mean, isnt that a group of pielands or something?" Joseph asked
"Islands" Michelle corrected
"I would like to live on a pieeland...."Joseph started to drool....
"Dude." Alex pointed out.
"Oh!" Joseph cried. "heh... you didnt see that...."
"Um... yeah we did." everyone said.
As Joseph blushed, the pilot said "we are having some techinical difficulties thanks to a monsoon." the plane bumped up a couple of times.....

To be continued (thats all i have so far!)

oh! and check out jennys! its sooo cool
:D

2day was sooo awesome!!!

omg... claudia sed she would pay joseph $20 if he would dunk his toe 2 his face underwater at pecan park lake. he did, adn then like.... claudia took his ipod.. adn duh... he wanted it back, and.. caludia.. well.... lets say gravity pulled it down, adn it fell under teh gazebo!

of course, joseph wanted 2 go get it, adn liek.... the only way we could ewas 2 go under teh gazebo, which was slightly small, but luckily.. scrawny little jjoseph could fit down tehre, well... sum parts of it. (jjk!!) and the place nearest 2 the ipod was 2 small 4 him, so he suggested we dig 2 make the hole bigger, but apparently, our only tools were sticks, hands, tennis balls, a squishy football, and some journals, so veto with taht idea.

there was another section where teh whole was bigger, though not very big, but big enough so that even ur fat reporter coudl fit.. xDD

of course, it was far from the ipod, and joseph insisted on digging a hole, and then when i was looking 4 his ipod, i mentioned taht it was slightly creepy. i saw something under there that looked liek either a turnip or a chopped off skull. of course, everyone thot i was a lunatic as usual. then, once joseph FINALLY got teh guts 2 go down tehre, he found out that the "turnip" was actually the head of a DUCK! and IT WAS ALIVE! he screamed and jumped out. now u may think he was a wimp, but teh rest of us were afraid 2 get our CLOTHES dirty. so i guess... hes not THAT wimpy. anyways, it took some convincing 2 get him 2 go down again, but finally he did, adn we all were cheering him on. i was watching from a particularly close spot, and thot he had left, but actually, i screamed when he went "michelle??" lol.

anyways, he finally got it, and he passed it 2 me, and we finaly got on with wat we were gonna do anyways. :D

if u wannna kno more about it, email me or claudia, joseph, yanan, becca, stacy, john, or kevin.

weird...

my mom sed that on the news, there was a 14 year old girl who... got pregnant, and delivered a baby boy in the schools bathroom, and... she was trying 2 kill it by trying 2 flush it down a toilet... and succeeded. she claims she didnt kno she was even pregnant, and she also claims she didnt even KNO she was flushing a baby down a toilet...

i thot this was extremely disturbing, but yet interesting, adn wanted 2 share it. 0.0

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NEW STORY ABOUT SOCKS

as most of you kno, yesterday my laptop was taken over by tiffany zhang, who is one of my best friends. she wrote that story about socks, and so i think i should write another one. its gonna suck.. so here goes

Personally, I dont really like socks. This is because of the fact I dotn really liek sneakers either. in my opinion, it feels weird wearign them, because they liek.. trap your feet inside. xDD thats y soemtimes, you will c me holding i gigantic plastic baggy with.. stuff in it. yeah, that would b my sox and shoes and gym clothes. as for some of you *coughcough* gary *coughcough* will feel it because i have whacked you with it in the lunch line because either you are being extremely annoying or i just wanted 2. so.. yeah. Also, speaking of food, apparently, some kids in our school find it extremely tasty and set on eating it, such as -the author has heard- gary guo, alex luong, joseph lee, james diao, bensen kwan, and kevin wu. and all of this has been heard from alex luong. speaking of ppl shouting at ppl 4 accusing them of somethign, bensen kwan apparently likes 2 shout out 2 ppl that they are fat. victims have been: alex, gary, james, yanan wang, jenny ren, and me. :D o well. speaking of bensen, at his 12th birthday party, someone got a BRILLIANT idea 2 prank call me at 5 in the mornign. at this time, my cell phone was charging and i hd set in on vibrate, and.... phones apparently cant vibrate when they're charging, so they just skip 2 ring level one. i happen 2 b a very light sleeper, so wehn they called me, i woke up immediately adn picked up the phone.
"hello? kevin? what the heck are you doing calling me this early?"
"OMIGOD! ITS MICHELLE! WHAT DO I DO? SHE WOKE UP! O GAWD! SHE WOKE UP!!!"
"what the-"
"MICHELLE WOKE UP! KEVIN WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?"
"who is this...?"
"O GAWD!!"
click
yeah.. that was bensen..
and yeah
i blew up at kevin...
and i have free texting, so 2 get him bak... i sent a bunch of texts 2 him, while each text 4 HIM costs 15 cents, i sent him a bunch.
and being kevin...
he told on me 2 his dad.
and being kevins dad...
he sed that i could text him all i wanted and he'd pay 4 it.
and being kevin...
he screamed at his dad and me and ran away
and being kevins dad...
he followed him and had a little talk
and being wonderful me...
i quit...
except once..
becuz i was checking josephs mental health through kevin.....
but thats another post.
so all in all, i dont really like socks.