Tuesday, July 29, 2008

first impressions

first impressions are important right? well share some of yours. i'll share just a couple.

  • anna- uhhh i don't really remember. i met her when i was 5...
  • alex- whoa he's loud...
  • becca- dude why won't that girl TALK?!
  • gary- AHHHH HE SCARES ME!!!
  • kevin- oh there's that loud kid that yanan told me about. (yanan said that he walked in like you owned the place.)
  • claudia- WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY??
  • james- uhh i was 1... i don't know!
  • joseph- AHH HE'S A STALKER!!! HE HAS MY PHONE NUMBER AND MY EMAIL!
  • helen- umm she was kicking me on the butt.. i guess i thought she was crazy in the head. which she is...
  • yanan- umm i was also 5. i forgot.
  • jenny- she looks like that girl in my chinese school.
  • elizabeth- whoa she's loudddd and tall... and.. gossipyy 0.o. wait did i meet her before the yanan thing?? I FORGOT. well when she came to my house... not exactly INVITED with yanan, that's what i thought.
  • mark- oh look there's kissy booger boy! (his nickname was booger boy cause he liked to pick his nose and place his boogers.. places. another name was 'kissy boy' cause he liked to kiss people.... noticce i didn't say girls O.o

share yours!!!

Monday, July 28, 2008

lame jokess

okay so at camp the guys make really lame 'your momma' jokes. here are some examples..
your mom is so desperate she went out with spongebob- 0.o
your mom's so hairy she's like a werewolf.- i was like WHAT THE HECK THAT'S A SIMILE
umm there's mor. but they were so stupid i didn't bother to listen....
oh wait
there was one like
your mom's so big that the only reason teh pilgrims didn't get shot was cause your mom was in the way and i was like 0.o.

share some of your lame jokesss!!! :DD

math anagramss

well you know how there's 'king henry dances merrily down center main'? and 'king henry doesn't usually drink chocolate milk'?

welllll at camp i learned a new one!

KEVIN HAS DIARREAH BUT DON'T CALL MOM!

AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA.

DON'T KILL ME! I DIDN'T MAKE IT UP! THE TEACHER DID!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

THE GEEKY CAMP

OMG I CAN'T EVEN CALL THIS PLACE GEEKY CAUSE EVERYONE HERE IS SO STUPID. heheheh. sorry.

okay this place has a lot of bad parts, so i'll just list some:
everyoen is so dumb they use calculators for 2 digit times 1 digit multiplacation when they give you a whole journal
the people there talk a lot, so it's really tough for me.
the classes are too easy.
the people there are so fat that everyone in my group of 7-10 people weighed more than me. 0.0. they're all 6-8 graders.
the food sucks.
they don't let you go to the BATHROOM alone.
my suitemates are scared of spiders so they make me go get them. i just pick them up and put it in their face.
in return, my suitemates wake me up by saying 'cow' and i would be like " AHH WHERE???!"
my suitemates are also scared of the closet so they make me check everyday.
i've gotten clumsier tehre; i bonked my head on teh headrest 470958 times, and tripped over the trash can twice. every time i walk down an aisle of chairs, i trip.
everyone there is african american (NOT RACIST) so the teachers like them better. every teacher is african american, and one time i was raising my hand for help, and this african american girl also was, and then the teacher goes to her and is like "hey sweetie, what do you need?" and the girl told her... blah blah blah, then she comes to me and goes "WHAT?!" -.-
there's a little chinese boy who came from.. china recently and doesnt' understand english well so he keeps going "zheng/xian zai yao gan shen me?" (what do we do now?) and he's SO ANNOYING.
we have to walk around campus 20 times a day and this is at UH PEOPLE! it's HUGE! the first thing my dad said to me is that i looked skinnier. this along wtih not eating, was probably true.
outside is so hot.
inside our dorms is so cold.
everyone drips water all over the floor by the time i get to shower, since 4 people are sharing a shower.
we have HOMEWORK.
the first day of 'biology' we learned about the digestive system. erm... ew.
our homework for that was to draw a diagram and label the ... parts and their function. i'm sorry but i hvae to ask. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUT FOR ANUS? HUH? I MEAN.... I HAD TO LABEL THE WHOLE THING. IT WAS DUE YESTERDAY. I LEFT ANUS BLANK. GOSH!
our solar car didn't work cause the motor was broken.
when i was taking web design class, i had to do the whole thing. they also dont let you go on any personal sites. this is why i had 58 emails on my account afteer 5 days.
robotics robot looked like wall-e. it hit my friend in the face.
i stepped in turtle poop on the field trip.
when i was on the video which is gonna be on tv (WOOT!) i just stood there... i caught a fish and didn't know what to do. just stood there, smiled, and ran away. hehe.
the whole camp is free, so they do cheap stuff.
they don't let you bring your ipod, so i lived on 104.1.
they don't let you bring your cell phone, and they only let you call on tuesdays and thursdays from 8 to 10.
NO INTERNET ACCESS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I LIVED! it's boring.
barely any exercise. the field day was a bubble gum contest. -.-
you had to wake up at 6 and go to sleep at 10:30.


and the worst thing.....
MY SUITEMATE WAS WEARING COW PAJAMAS!!! GOSH! SO SCARY! BIG TEETH!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

hey guys....

hey i'm not feeling that well right now. i'm really sorry if i snap at you or push you away. just remember it's not your fault. :].

seeyalater...

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

stupid pass the poetry (DO NOT READ IF YOU REALLY HATE POETRY!) i just put this on cause i'm extemely bored.

Excuses
Last night I got kidnapped by a UFO
I was begging, but they wouldn't let me go.
And in teh ship, i saw strange things lurk,
So THAT'S why i didn't finish my homework!

Winnie the Pooh (haha he's creepy so i wanted to make fun of him)
When Winnie the Pooh
goes to the loo,
people always tease him.
This does nto tease him.

A big fight
My friend and I have got in a fight
We've been yelling at each other day and night
I yell at her and she yells at me
It's the beginning of World War 3.

Having Fun
The Asian Posse
Runs around, screaming
On Sunday afternoon
At Pecan Park
To get away from water balloons.

Dumb man (this is not accurate)
The man put a bomb
In teh middle of the lake
Soon, it will blow up.
BOOM! the explosion has come.
Dumb man. Bomb's dont work in lakes

Points of view
Optimist just said
"The rain waters teh flowers."
Pessimist's saying
"It will suddenly flood the
whole world and we will a die."

Thursday, June 26, 2008

another chapter. (happy infinity x3?)

"Well... if you want your wish you have to help us fight the Pig Horde." (this is where joseph's thing comes in) Anna mumbled.
The pig horde?" Jenny asked.
"This group of villians who turns everyone into bacon!" Yanan explained.
"i like bacon." Alex commented, "Let them keep doing it! More for me to eat!"
"You know, for a small kid, you sure are gluttinious." Jenny chuckled.
"Well, at least she didn't say wimp." i said before he got all maddish.
"guys," Yanan explained, "you don't get it. no help, no wishes. we have powers to make you do it. Anna, burn them."
we all glanced at each other nervously. "She's not seriously going to do it is she?" James asked nervously.
"Sorry, but I have no idea!" Helen chirped.
Sure enough, there was a ball of fire in Anna's hand.
"Hey!" Alex yeled. "That's blackmail!"
"i know that. why else do you think i did it?" Anna smirked.
We all gulped.
"One.. Two.. Thre-" Yanan started
"No wait! We'lll do it!" Gary yelled.
We stared at him.
"i mean, come on guys. you guysthink we're too wimpy to fight something called the Pig Horde?" He added, "Plus we can wish for superpowers!"
"Oh heh..." claudia looked down, "WE forgot to tell you. your powers only last until the fight is over."
"Oh... uh oh." i thought aloud, "Let us sleep on it."
"Alright," Yanan replied, "But we need your answer by tomorrow."
We all said goodnight and then we blew up our tent (not THAT blow up!) which was about half the side of the pyramid with a built in.... everything.
This time, instead of being in a seperate hotel room like in india, we had just a door (well, a piece of cloth) seperating the rooms.
After we got dressed for bed, we called over to the boys, "Guys! What do you want to do about their deal?"
"i think we should take it, like i said before!" Gary announced.
Everyone was wearing a kidn of a weird expression. i was because it really struck me as strange that Gary would be scared of getting burned but not of the possibility of BECOMING BACON fighting the pig horde!
"But don't you think that it's kinda weird how they're always forgetting to mention stuff?" Joseph asked.
"The human mind is often forgetful. in mythology books, the fairies are often several hundred years old. They're probably just getting older -aging- so their mind has so much information that they cannot possibly remember it all." James commented.
"But it seems different. They say it really uneasily." I argued.
"Yeah, I think they're hiding something! like they murdered someone or busted a bike!" Helen thought.
"Helen, this is not a mystery like that okay?" Jenny snapped.
"oh.. but i've always wanted to see a busted bike!" helen complained.
Jenny rolled her eyes.
"This isnt getting anywhere!" Alex screamed.
"Yeah.." i yawned, "All this thinking is making me tired."
"Since when do you think?" James asked, smirking.
"oh shut up. I say we demand information tomorrow and make up our mind at the end of the day."
We tok a vote, and it was unanimous. Then gary's stomach grumbled. Loud.
"dude." joseph said, mimicking what alex said in our last story.
"Oops." Gary b lushhed jusut like joseph did, "Shut up stomach!"
i think that's when we all realized we didn't eat dinner. i guess we all had a lot on our mind. i mean, in one day, we learned that there were as such things as fairies, there's a goup called the Pig horde, they can turn people into bacon, and that Jenny can cuss. Yeah. It's been a tough day.



today everyone got up fairly early. When the girls got up, the boys were in tehir room crowded around their portable DVD player. THey were watching a loud moving with a lot of smacking sounds in it and a fair amount of cussing.
"What's this?" helen asked.
"It's a kung fu movie," Gary explained, "Not soemthing i expcet any of you girls to know about!"
Jenny kicked him in the shin.
"sexist." SHe muttered.
"For girls, they really can kick!" He muttered.
Helen walked over and punched him.
"Sexsisist." She frowned
"And punch..." Gary muttered, not even batting an eye at Helen's mis pronounciation.
i was too weak at 7 am to whack him, so i ust went back to my room.
"You idiot," I hear Joseph muttering to Gary while i was reading after i changed and brushed my teeth "Girls are sensitive that way. They get hurt really easily, so don't insult them or you'll get hurt! They arent' men like us!"
"Oh since when were you teh expert?" Gary sneered. Right about then i walked over to Joseph and smacked him with the book i was reading. Did I mention that when Joseph squeals it's really loud and really high?
"Psh..." Gary chuckled, "you're a great teacher. I know exactly what to do next time!"
"Shut up!" Joseph reached over and tackled Gary.
"oww... Waht is this? Hurt Gary day?" he asked.
Right about then, Alex came back with a cup of coffee, tripped over the booko, stumbled and... that's right. The coffee landed all over gary.
"Ooh.. that's hot!" Gary yelped.
"Whoops, my bad!" Alex apologized.
"Smooth...." Joseph commented.
"AT least i'm smoother with girls than you two idiots!" He defended himself.
Helen walked over to Alex and flicked him in the face. Alex fell over xDDDDD. Now it looks like this: Gary has coffee all over his shirt, next to him is alex, lying down, kind of squished, and joseph is rubbing his own back and flinching.
"Hey guys, check this out!" james walked over with a dictionary."i found what a fairy is-whoa!" James had tripped over Alex's shoe and the dictionary had landed on gary's head.
"Apparently it is!" Jenny giggled.
I'm just gonna go up and change...." he muttered, "sick minded people." He said under his breath. All of us threw a pillow at him
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