Thursday, June 26, 2008

another chapter. (happy infinity x3?)

"Well... if you want your wish you have to help us fight the Pig Horde." (this is where joseph's thing comes in) Anna mumbled.
The pig horde?" Jenny asked.
"This group of villians who turns everyone into bacon!" Yanan explained.
"i like bacon." Alex commented, "Let them keep doing it! More for me to eat!"
"You know, for a small kid, you sure are gluttinious." Jenny chuckled.
"Well, at least she didn't say wimp." i said before he got all maddish.
"guys," Yanan explained, "you don't get it. no help, no wishes. we have powers to make you do it. Anna, burn them."
we all glanced at each other nervously. "She's not seriously going to do it is she?" James asked nervously.
"Sorry, but I have no idea!" Helen chirped.
Sure enough, there was a ball of fire in Anna's hand.
"Hey!" Alex yeled. "That's blackmail!"
"i know that. why else do you think i did it?" Anna smirked.
We all gulped.
"One.. Two.. Thre-" Yanan started
"No wait! We'lll do it!" Gary yelled.
We stared at him.
"i mean, come on guys. you guysthink we're too wimpy to fight something called the Pig Horde?" He added, "Plus we can wish for superpowers!"
"Oh heh..." claudia looked down, "WE forgot to tell you. your powers only last until the fight is over."
"Oh... uh oh." i thought aloud, "Let us sleep on it."
"Alright," Yanan replied, "But we need your answer by tomorrow."
We all said goodnight and then we blew up our tent (not THAT blow up!) which was about half the side of the pyramid with a built in.... everything.
This time, instead of being in a seperate hotel room like in india, we had just a door (well, a piece of cloth) seperating the rooms.
After we got dressed for bed, we called over to the boys, "Guys! What do you want to do about their deal?"
"i think we should take it, like i said before!" Gary announced.
Everyone was wearing a kidn of a weird expression. i was because it really struck me as strange that Gary would be scared of getting burned but not of the possibility of BECOMING BACON fighting the pig horde!
"But don't you think that it's kinda weird how they're always forgetting to mention stuff?" Joseph asked.
"The human mind is often forgetful. in mythology books, the fairies are often several hundred years old. They're probably just getting older -aging- so their mind has so much information that they cannot possibly remember it all." James commented.
"But it seems different. They say it really uneasily." I argued.
"Yeah, I think they're hiding something! like they murdered someone or busted a bike!" Helen thought.
"Helen, this is not a mystery like that okay?" Jenny snapped.
"oh.. but i've always wanted to see a busted bike!" helen complained.
Jenny rolled her eyes.
"This isnt getting anywhere!" Alex screamed.
"Yeah.." i yawned, "All this thinking is making me tired."
"Since when do you think?" James asked, smirking.
"oh shut up. I say we demand information tomorrow and make up our mind at the end of the day."
We tok a vote, and it was unanimous. Then gary's stomach grumbled. Loud.
"dude." joseph said, mimicking what alex said in our last story.
"Oops." Gary b lushhed jusut like joseph did, "Shut up stomach!"
i think that's when we all realized we didn't eat dinner. i guess we all had a lot on our mind. i mean, in one day, we learned that there were as such things as fairies, there's a goup called the Pig horde, they can turn people into bacon, and that Jenny can cuss. Yeah. It's been a tough day.



today everyone got up fairly early. When the girls got up, the boys were in tehir room crowded around their portable DVD player. THey were watching a loud moving with a lot of smacking sounds in it and a fair amount of cussing.
"What's this?" helen asked.
"It's a kung fu movie," Gary explained, "Not soemthing i expcet any of you girls to know about!"
Jenny kicked him in the shin.
"sexist." SHe muttered.
"For girls, they really can kick!" He muttered.
Helen walked over and punched him.
"Sexsisist." She frowned
"And punch..." Gary muttered, not even batting an eye at Helen's mis pronounciation.
i was too weak at 7 am to whack him, so i ust went back to my room.
"You idiot," I hear Joseph muttering to Gary while i was reading after i changed and brushed my teeth "Girls are sensitive that way. They get hurt really easily, so don't insult them or you'll get hurt! They arent' men like us!"
"Oh since when were you teh expert?" Gary sneered. Right about then i walked over to Joseph and smacked him with the book i was reading. Did I mention that when Joseph squeals it's really loud and really high?
"Psh..." Gary chuckled, "you're a great teacher. I know exactly what to do next time!"
"Shut up!" Joseph reached over and tackled Gary.
"oww... Waht is this? Hurt Gary day?" he asked.
Right about then, Alex came back with a cup of coffee, tripped over the booko, stumbled and... that's right. The coffee landed all over gary.
"Ooh.. that's hot!" Gary yelped.
"Whoops, my bad!" Alex apologized.
"Smooth...." Joseph commented.
"AT least i'm smoother with girls than you two idiots!" He defended himself.
Helen walked over to Alex and flicked him in the face. Alex fell over xDDDDD. Now it looks like this: Gary has coffee all over his shirt, next to him is alex, lying down, kind of squished, and joseph is rubbing his own back and flinching.
"Hey guys, check this out!" james walked over with a dictionary."i found what a fairy is-whoa!" James had tripped over Alex's shoe and the dictionary had landed on gary's head.
"Apparently it is!" Jenny giggled.
I'm just gonna go up and change...." he muttered, "sick minded people." He said under his breath. All of us threw a pillow at him
* * *

Friday, June 6, 2008

poll results

michelle is tired of seeing so many polls on her OWN BLOG, so she's going to type up the results of the ones she is going to delete here.

for: describe me.... 7 people put stupid >:(, 7 ppl put nice 0:), 8 people put awesome, OH YEAH!!! and 5 people put pretty.. wow... 0.0.

for the: how many ppl have likeed me before in my life that i know of?: 5 people put 1, 9 ppl put '2, but one doesnt count', 1 person put 5, and one person put 10+. 9 ppl got it right.

for: do i put on makeup? 1 person put 'yes thats why you look so good xD', 13 people put 'heck no, you hate makeup thats not for health, 3 people put 'yes because you are obsessed with looks -.-' and 8 people put 'no your looks are all natural'. well, b and d are right.

for: whats my worst flaw? 2 ppl put ugly, 2 ppl put mean, 9 ppl put stubborn, 1 person put fake, and 5 ppl put untrustworthy. i have been notified by yanan that she put all 5 of these on there.. -.-.

for: waht pisses me off?
bad attitudes
1 (5%)

meanie heads
10 (55%)

bad singing
1 (5%)

teasing
6 (33%)

(yah i copied and pasted.. looks better)

for:bgf??

alex
1 (4%)

james
0 (0%)
gary
0 (0%)
joseph
7 (33%)

all
8 (38%)

none
5 (23%)
actually its a tie between joseph and all

and an ongoign one: which one of the azn posse girls are the ugliest? so far...

8 (47%)
michelle (duh)
3 (17%)

yanan
1 (5%)

helen
8 (47%)

anna
5 (29%)

jenny
0 (0%)

WHOO!!!!!!! GO JENNY!!

and another ongoign one... which one of the azn posse girls are the prettiest? so far..

anna
6 (30%)

helen
0 (0%)
jenny
6 (30%)

michelle
8 (40%)

yanan
0 (0%)
wow......... no helen, i dont vote on my on polls.. >.<. yanan has let me know htat she voted all 6 times for jenny... 0.o

for: the biggest azn news? ALSO ONGOIGN

rivalry between joseph and alex
0 (0%)
how gay mark is
2 (14%)

joseph and i
6 (42%)

if claudias in azn posse or not
6 (42%)

for: am i ugly?

yes
1 (6%)

no
5 (33%)

half and half
9 (60%)

WHAT? IS THERE ONLY ONE SANE PERSON???

thats all for now.. byebye!

Sunday, June 1, 2008

HEYYY! MY BDAY WAS YESTERDAY! SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! * SAY IT*

okay.. i wont talk about it much sincce i didnt invite all of yall... sry.. :(. but.. basically.. we had fun, and 4 ppl cried at my bday.. whoopee... including me.. -.-. but in the end.. it was all better :D

Thursday, May 22, 2008

another chapter.. (i'm only doing this cuz it's 6 in the morning and i'm bored)

"oh.. would you look at that?" a tingly voice from somewhere spoke, "they're awake." She stepped into my view. A girl dressed in blue completely, wearing a dress covered in glitter taht looked like there were flower petals on the skirt. The girl looked about my age, except she was only about two feet tall. Also, on her back, there were two delicate, beautiful wings. oh no! I'm delusional! There's no way she could havve wings. bu thten again, there they were. I reached out my hadn, trying to touch them.
"Hey! Watch it!" The girl smacked me, "If you break those, you'll have to pay my hospital bill at the Fairy Hospital!"
We all glanced at each other. I noticed tehre was a small... pole in her hand. also blue wiht a sparkly white tip with a raindrop on it.
"Hah!" GAry laughed, "YOU'RE A FAIRY???"
The girl seemed to stiffen. SHe held the pole and began to mumble something. Suddenly, and ice chest appeared out of nowhere and teh ice cubes were sliding down gary's back.
"Ahh.. ee... ooh.. ig..." he mumbled.
We all burst out laughing.. except Gary, of course.
"You guys wanna piece of this-ooh! that was a cold one!" He squealed.
"Yes, i am a fairy." THe girl introduced ehrself, "My name is Yanan."
"Yanan?" joseph asked, "like i'm yawnin? WHat a stupid name."
Yanan glared at him, and soon, Jospeh was doing the same weird dance gary was doing. We all mocked their dancing. Finally, it stopped.
"HOw dare you do that to my brothers??" Alex cried. Yanan thought nothign of it and squirted les in the face with a water balloon.
"A little help here JAmes!" Alex yelped, "JAMES!" James was muttering somethign, and suddenly his eyes lit up, as if he had just thought of somethign.
"there's no way you could be a fairy in this world. You would have to travel through many dimensions to do that unless u brought us to this place while we were napping...?" We looked behind us and sure enough, the toppled pyramid was still there.
"But- it can't be. Fairies only exist in books of mythology and factasy. Seeing them in the natural world just isnt possible!" He said, confused."Oh look. her wings are gone. She's just a regular girl also in the Pyramids." He soothed himself.
"uh.. no." Yanan sprouted her wings out again. "i cna change whneever i want!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" James looked as if he was about to faint.
"Agh," yanan muttered, "where are my sisters?? ANNA! CLAUDIA! Get over here! They're up!" She yelled.
another girl, dressed almost exactliy the same as yanan, except slightly shorter adn her dress was orange, adn insteda of a blue tint on her wings, she had an orangeish glow. ANd her hair had orange streaks int it. she also had no pole..
"Hi! I'm Anna!"
We all mumbled hi back.
Another girl flew in, slightly taller than Yanan, dressed in all white with a halo.
"HEy guys! I'm claudia. " She said brightly. "Introduce yourself and tell me a little bit more about you!" Wow. This reminds me so much of the first day of school. Of course, I've never been to school, but we reead and teach ourselves. Ocasionally, we come across a tutor on our adventures.
"hey, I'm helen, and i like to cheer! WHoo!" We all turned away, whistling as we pretended not to know her. "Hey guys! Your turn!"
"Okay. I'm alex and I'm sexy!" we all stared at the ground. Except Joseph. He shoved Alex and went, "I'm sexier. EVeryone knows taht!" The girls just rolled their eyes.
"I'm James, and I'm hoping to get into harvard, although I've never been to school before, i'm planning to major in math nad science." The three fairies just stared blankly at him and blinked a couple of times.
"Hey! I'm Jenny and I'm awesome and you arent!" But I guess jenny noticed that "Yanan, anna, and claudia were kind of heating up, so she rushed her words. "Just kidding.. heh.."
I went last. "i'm michelle..."
"OKay, cna u tell us somethign aaobut yourseelf?" claudia asked.
"Um.. I like to write?"
"oh sure.. okay.. I gues you guys have been wondering about us. YEs we really are fairies. Yanan's a water fairy, ANna's a fire fairy, and I'm a sky/air fairy." Claudia said. "WE can grant you one wish since tehre's so many of you. WE are good fairies and WONT trick you. Think well." Whe wnt on.
"Sweet!" The guys yeelled.
"Hold on." I narrowed my eyes. "HWat's the catch?"

Sunday, May 18, 2008

new names

call:
mary-mr. perverted
helen-mr. perverted (oh.. and keep saying yay 2 her. it pisses her off :D)
*btw they're gay and married 2 each other.. 0.o
amar-donkey
arielle-airhead or mermaid
claudia-cloud, claud, any.. just not anything with THONG IN IT
rebecca-becca, becky, becks
anna-ANYTHING BUT ANNA BANANA AND CHOIR KID *remember alex*
alex-lily (it's a social studies thing)
jenny-asparagus hamburger
gary-possibly another mr. perverted.. 0.o
joseph-tofu or anything else..

PLZ COMMENT!

hey guys ummm. this may sound like a homework assignment, but i'm just asking u 2 comment and put if i rly am trustworthy or nto. if i'm not, could u list y?? thxx

Friday, May 16, 2008

james's haiku

james is so nerdy
i mean that in a good way
like um.. he's .... uh.. smart?

easy to talk to
except when hes questioning
me about crushes

has a funny face
when he's in the straight face game
and i make him lose

i make him so mad
just because i leave early
and leave him at home.

well, i'ts not my fault
he's not ready at that time
he's just too lazy.

despite all of this,
he's stlill one of the ppl
on bgf list