Thursday, July 31, 2008

pecan park



famous funny quotessss :D

  • If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. -- Dave Allen
  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. -- Gracie Allen
  • When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. -- George Burns
  • As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... -- Sir Norman Wisdom
  • I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids! -- Milton Berle
  • A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back! -- Jerry Dennis
  • If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -- Paul Beatty
  • In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -- Margaret Thatcher
  • Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. -- Dick Van Dyke
  • All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. -- Miguel De Cervantes
  • Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend. -- Marcel Achard
  • Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. -- Zenna Schaffer
  • How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Martin
  • If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. -- W.C. Fields
  • There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly. -- Helen Rowland
  • Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. -- Jean Kerr
  • I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman
  • The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy
  • Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? -- Roseanne Barr
  • When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief. -- Henry Fielding
  • There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. -- Benjamin Spock
  • Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? -- Stephen Wright
  • I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight. -- L L Cool J
  • Oh Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???' -- Billy Connolly
  • Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' -- Joe Namath
  • Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. -- Samuel Butler
  • My mother never saw the irony in calling myself a son-of-a bitch. -- Jack Nicholson
  • I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality. -- George W. Bush
  • I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde
  • You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. -- Stephen King fromHearts in Atlantis.
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers
  • If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein
  • You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. -- Chris Rock
  • A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. -- Jerry Seinfield
  • A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too! -- Jay Leno
  • In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity. -- Konrad Adenauer
  • The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell
  • The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits -- Albert Einstein
  • Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein


Tuesday, July 29, 2008

first impressions

first impressions are important right? well share some of yours. i'll share just a couple.

  • anna- uhhh i don't really remember. i met her when i was 5...
  • alex- whoa he's loud...
  • becca- dude why won't that girl TALK?!
  • gary- AHHHH HE SCARES ME!!!
  • kevin- oh there's that loud kid that yanan told me about. (yanan said that he walked in like you owned the place.)
  • claudia- WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY??
  • james- uhh i was 1... i don't know!
  • helen- umm she was kicking me on the butt.. i guess i thought she was crazy in the head. which she is...
  • yanan- umm i was also 5. i forgot.
  • jenny- she looks like that girl in my chinese school.
  • elizabeth- whoa she's loudddd and tall... and.. gossipyy 0.o. wait did i meet her before the yanan thing?? I FORGOT. well when she came to my house... not exactly INVITED with yanan, that's what i thought.
  • mark- oh look there's kissy booger boy! (his nickname was booger boy cause he liked to pick his nose and place his boogers.. places. another name was 'kissy boy' cause he liked to kiss people.... noticce i didn't say girls O.o

share yours!!!

Monday, July 28, 2008

lame jokess

okay so at camp the guys make really lame 'your momma' jokes. here are some examples..
your mom is so desperate she went out with spongebob- 0.o
your mom's so hairy she's like a werewolf.- i was like WHAT THE HECK THAT'S A SIMILE
umm there's mor. but they were so stupid i didn't bother to listen....
oh wait
there was one like
your mom's so big that the only reason teh pilgrims didn't get shot was cause your mom was in the way and i was like 0.o.

share some of your lame jokesss!!! :DD

math anagramss

well you know how there's 'king henry dances merrily down center main'? and 'king henry doesn't usually drink chocolate milk'?

welllll at camp i learned a new one!




Saturday, July 19, 2008



okay this place has a lot of bad parts, so i'll just list some:
everyoen is so dumb they use calculators for 2 digit times 1 digit multiplacation when they give you a whole journal
the people there talk a lot, so it's really tough for me.
the classes are too easy.
the people there are so fat that everyone in my group of 7-10 people weighed more than me. 0.0. they're all 6-8 graders.
the food sucks.
they don't let you go to the BATHROOM alone.
my suitemates are scared of spiders so they make me go get them. i just pick them up and put it in their face.
in return, my suitemates wake me up by saying 'cow' and i would be like " AHH WHERE???!"
my suitemates are also scared of the closet so they make me check everyday.
i've gotten clumsier tehre; i bonked my head on teh headrest 470958 times, and tripped over the trash can twice. every time i walk down an aisle of chairs, i trip.
everyone there is african american (NOT RACIST) so the teachers like them better. every teacher is african american, and one time i was raising my hand for help, and this african american girl also was, and then the teacher goes to her and is like "hey sweetie, what do you need?" and the girl told her... blah blah blah, then she comes to me and goes "WHAT?!" -.-
there's a little chinese boy who came from.. china recently and doesnt' understand english well so he keeps going "zheng/xian zai yao gan shen me?" (what do we do now?) and he's SO ANNOYING.
we have to walk around campus 20 times a day and this is at UH PEOPLE! it's HUGE! the first thing my dad said to me is that i looked skinnier. this along wtih not eating, was probably true.
outside is so hot.
inside our dorms is so cold.
everyone drips water all over the floor by the time i get to shower, since 4 people are sharing a shower.
we have HOMEWORK.
the first day of 'biology' we learned about the digestive system. erm... ew.
our homework for that was to draw a diagram and label the ... parts and their function. i'm sorry but i hvae to ask. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUT FOR ANUS? HUH? I MEAN.... I HAD TO LABEL THE WHOLE THING. IT WAS DUE YESTERDAY. I LEFT ANUS BLANK. GOSH!
our solar car didn't work cause the motor was broken.
when i was taking web design class, i had to do the whole thing. they also dont let you go on any personal sites. this is why i had 58 emails on my account afteer 5 days.
robotics robot looked like wall-e. it hit my friend in the face.
i stepped in turtle poop on the field trip.
when i was on the video which is gonna be on tv (WOOT!) i just stood there... i caught a fish and didn't know what to do. just stood there, smiled, and ran away. hehe.
the whole camp is free, so they do cheap stuff.
they don't let you bring your ipod, so i lived on 104.1.
they don't let you bring your cell phone, and they only let you call on tuesdays and thursdays from 8 to 10.
barely any exercise. the field day was a bubble gum contest. -.-
you had to wake up at 6 and go to sleep at 10:30.

and the worst thing.....

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

hey guys....

hey i'm not feeling that well right now. i'm really sorry if i snap at you or push you away. just remember it's not your fault. :].


Wednesday, July 2, 2008

stupid pass the poetry (DO NOT READ IF YOU REALLY HATE POETRY!) i just put this on cause i'm extemely bored.

Last night I got kidnapped by a UFO
I was begging, but they wouldn't let me go.
And in teh ship, i saw strange things lurk,
So THAT'S why i didn't finish my homework!

Winnie the Pooh (haha he's creepy so i wanted to make fun of him)
When Winnie the Pooh
goes to the loo,
people always tease him.
This does nto tease him.

A big fight
My friend and I have got in a fight
We've been yelling at each other day and night
I yell at her and she yells at me
It's the beginning of World War 3.

Having Fun
The Asian Posse
Runs around, screaming
On Sunday afternoon
At Pecan Park
To get away from water balloons.

Dumb man (this is not accurate)
The man put a bomb
In teh middle of the lake
Soon, it will blow up.
BOOM! the explosion has come.
Dumb man. Bomb's dont work in lakes

Points of view
Optimist just said
"The rain waters teh flowers."
Pessimist's saying
"It will suddenly flood the
whole world and we will a die."