Monday, July 28, 2008

lame jokess

okay so at camp the guys make really lame 'your momma' jokes. here are some examples..
your mom is so desperate she went out with spongebob- 0.o
your mom's so hairy she's like a werewolf.- i was like WHAT THE HECK THAT'S A SIMILE
umm there's mor. but they were so stupid i didn't bother to listen....
oh wait
there was one like
your mom's so big that the only reason teh pilgrims didn't get shot was cause your mom was in the way and i was like 0.o.

share some of your lame jokesss!!! :DD

5 comments:

Becca said...

ummmm....

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? That’s because he hides well.

these are both reallyyyy stupid...

Michelle said...

i don't get the peanut--- oh

Becca said...

ok, i put this one on my status, but michelle said to out it up here...


two men walk into a bar...

the third ducks... :]

--becca :]

Lizzy said...

Uh.. the last one really didn't make much sense. o.O It was so incredibly random I could die. (xD Metaphor! Or.. Hyperbole.. whichever you prefer)

Oo! I gots a few (horrible) "Yo Mamma" jokes!

1. Yo mamma is so stupid that she aimed for the ground and missed.
2. Yo mamma is so fat that when she goes through a door it takes her twenty minutes to get through it.

eh.. don't feel like naming the rest..

Helen said...

o.0 i dont have any.