Saturday, July 19, 2008

THE GEEKY CAMP

OMG I CAN'T EVEN CALL THIS PLACE GEEKY CAUSE EVERYONE HERE IS SO STUPID. heheheh. sorry.

okay this place has a lot of bad parts, so i'll just list some:
everyoen is so dumb they use calculators for 2 digit times 1 digit multiplacation when they give you a whole journal
the people there talk a lot, so it's really tough for me.
the classes are too easy.
the people there are so fat that everyone in my group of 7-10 people weighed more than me. 0.0. they're all 6-8 graders.
the food sucks.
they don't let you go to the BATHROOM alone.
my suitemates are scared of spiders so they make me go get them. i just pick them up and put it in their face.
in return, my suitemates wake me up by saying 'cow' and i would be like " AHH WHERE???!"
my suitemates are also scared of the closet so they make me check everyday.
i've gotten clumsier tehre; i bonked my head on teh headrest 470958 times, and tripped over the trash can twice. every time i walk down an aisle of chairs, i trip.
everyone there is african american (NOT RACIST) so the teachers like them better. every teacher is african american, and one time i was raising my hand for help, and this african american girl also was, and then the teacher goes to her and is like "hey sweetie, what do you need?" and the girl told her... blah blah blah, then she comes to me and goes "WHAT?!" -.-
there's a little chinese boy who came from.. china recently and doesnt' understand english well so he keeps going "zheng/xian zai yao gan shen me?" (what do we do now?) and he's SO ANNOYING.
we have to walk around campus 20 times a day and this is at UH PEOPLE! it's HUGE! the first thing my dad said to me is that i looked skinnier. this along wtih not eating, was probably true.
outside is so hot.
inside our dorms is so cold.
everyone drips water all over the floor by the time i get to shower, since 4 people are sharing a shower.
we have HOMEWORK.
the first day of 'biology' we learned about the digestive system. erm... ew.
our homework for that was to draw a diagram and label the ... parts and their function. i'm sorry but i hvae to ask. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUT FOR ANUS? HUH? I MEAN.... I HAD TO LABEL THE WHOLE THING. IT WAS DUE YESTERDAY. I LEFT ANUS BLANK. GOSH!
our solar car didn't work cause the motor was broken.
when i was taking web design class, i had to do the whole thing. they also dont let you go on any personal sites. this is why i had 58 emails on my account afteer 5 days.
robotics robot looked like wall-e. it hit my friend in the face.
i stepped in turtle poop on the field trip.
when i was on the video which is gonna be on tv (WOOT!) i just stood there... i caught a fish and didn't know what to do. just stood there, smiled, and ran away. hehe.
the whole camp is free, so they do cheap stuff.
they don't let you bring your ipod, so i lived on 104.1.
they don't let you bring your cell phone, and they only let you call on tuesdays and thursdays from 8 to 10.
NO INTERNET ACCESS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I LIVED! it's boring.
barely any exercise. the field day was a bubble gum contest. -.-
you had to wake up at 6 and go to sleep at 10:30.


and the worst thing.....
MY SUITEMATE WAS WEARING COW PAJAMAS!!! GOSH! SO SCARY! BIG TEETH!

2 comments:

Yanan said...

-.- u REALLY need to work on ur chinese. its: xian zai yao gan she me...shameeeeeee :P and i do believe im a level lower than u in chinese.

and, u PICKED UP a spider?!?!?!?! thats...ewwwww. o.O

Michelle said...

no....
it's shen.
shen zai.
oh. MY BADDDD. I MEANT ZHENG ZAI. whatever.